falsedreamsandhopes

kismaayo:

job interviewer: so…tell me a little about yourself :)
me: sure. i’m a virgo, INTJ, i love tank tops oh my god did you see the Anaconda video? that changed my life!
interviewer: bitch me too! the fuck. you got the job

Hahahaha

brskate:

Urban x Skate x Street
themobilemovement:

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themobilemovement:

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poopflow:

trying to watch something online and it keeps buffering 

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Hahahaha

Scare the world: Be exactly who you say you are and tell the truth.
(via fleurslibres)
nehrdy:

 bambi/indie blog 

13thmoon:

i would take naps in forests every day if bugs didnt exist 

Lol so trueee

blackromney:

bae: come over ;)

me: i cant im in music class

bae: im horny…

me: 

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Hahahahahaha